Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 : Rambling

Here’s what 2 minutes of free time yields at work when I’m hungry ~ yes… this is an Email to my team mates:

I was once abducted by aliens from the planet taco. They took me into outer space in their lettuce head space ship, and filled me with salsa and cheese. When we arrived, these little blue midgets made of silly putty carried me to the king of all Taco Aliens, his name was Lord Ground Chuck. When I told them I wasn’t a taco ingredient, the blue silly putty army began to chant and bounce about, making me uneasy, and as they bounced, they left splats on the ground all around me. The aliens from the lettuce head UFO gathered around, and Lord Ground Chuck stood up from his tomato throne. It was then they laid witness to the genetic code make up of a human of Earth, as opposed to what they were expected (Pico de gallo, I think).

They all started to get angry, so I pulled out my guacamole shotgun, blew them all to hell in a hand basket, and hijacked their lettuce head UFO, escaping with my life - just barely!…

In other words, what are we doing for lunch?

I guess we’re going to Mexican for lunch.